Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.
Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~
bless your soul
you beautiful perfect being
reblogging for anyone who gets anxiety for such things x
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a series of unnecessary events
if you think about it, dating apps are literally just human catalogs, people choose you literally just by your looks and that’s it, and omg that can’t be right
Frankie talking about “backdooring” Zach.
And by backdooring, he means fucking him in the ass