I'm just a regular girl. Until you talk to me, of course.

smallmoth:

everyones entitled to their own opinions, like “mario kart isnt good” or “i do not favor the color green”, but youre not entitled to thinking im undeserving of basic human rights, and youre not entitled to the belief that because of someones identity (whether it be sexual, racial, cultural, gender, or anything else) they deserve to be harmed. you are not entitled to be oppressive. this isnt something you can disagree with, because it isnt an opinion, i am merely stating facts

(Source: gayinsect)

inothernews:

merryamerican:

buggirl:

khrysdiebee:

obi-wanker-nobi:

savage-remnants:

Why is this so amusing?

This is the funniest thing ever omg

omg I’m dying

This is amazing.  Ah, the animal kingdom is so odd and entertaining.

Hahaha the world is cold

Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.

Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.

Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.

(Source: teachmeloveplz)

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

image

jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

It actually happened…

It actually happened…

Can I just—FUCK

Fuck.

A million times fuck.

If a guy likes me

Why won’t he talk to me.

I’m having the shittiest mental break right now,

So I asked if we could talk.

But he never responded.

Fuck.

A million times fuck.

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

This is the best, most accurate thing ever.

amazed:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡

amazed:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡

tescosfinest:

it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends

I suck at relationships.

I kissed a boy. Yay. But does that boy text me back? No.
Obviously I repulse him.
Sorry for trying to talk to you.
Lol at my life.